I like lettuce and tomato on a burger.
Always get them.
Couldn't tell you why.
Couldn’t tell you what the lettuce tastes like.
Water? Crunch?
Bangin. Put it on there.
The tomato makes it feel fresh. There’s meat. Cheese. Bread. Then something cold happens.
Nice.
People say the tomato makes the bread wet.
I like it.
Maybe I’m brainwashed. Every picture of a hamburger has lettuce and tomato on it. Been looking at these pictures my whole life.
Could’ve gotten me.
Did somebody show me a hamburger before I could talk and now this is what I do.
The person asks if I want lettuce and tomato.
Yes.
Very quick answer. Didn’t check with anybody. Didn’t even check with myself.
Somebody installed that.
The lettuce in the picture looks incredible. Mine is flattened against the cheese.
Still happy to see it.
I can recognize what they were going for.
People take them off. Sit them on the wrapper. I look at that.
Are they awake?
Should I be doing that?
I take another bite.
No. Leave mine on.
That’s probably what a hypnotized person would say.
I asked for this. They put it on. Everything went how I wanted.
Why would I do this to myself.
Who let me do this to myself.
I like the crunch. I like that it feels fresh? I’m enjoying the sandwich.
I just want to know when I agreed to all this.
Was I there?
Good sandwich though.
I’ll get it again.